功夫熊猫英语台词(全部)

功夫熊猫英语台词(全部)
功夫熊猫英语台词(全部)

功夫熊猫英语台词(全部)
先是配音演员
Jack Black .Po (voice)
Jackie Chan .Master Monkey (voice)
Dustin Hoffman .Shifu (voice)
Lucy Liu .Master Viper (voice)
Ian McShane .Tai Lung (voice)
Angelina Jolie .Master Tigress (voice)
Seth Rogen .Master Mantis (voice)
David Cross .Master Crane (voice）
Michael Clarke Duncan .Rhino Commander (voice)
Randall Duk Kim .Oogway (voice)
James Hong .Mr. Ping (voice)
台词：
---------------1------------PO的梦境开场---------------

legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skill were a stuff of legend . he traveled the land in search of worthy foes
I see you like to chew , maybe you should chew on my fist
the warrior said nothing for his mouth was full . then he swallowed , and then he spoke : enough talk let’s fight . he was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!
my eyes ...
he’s too awesome
and attractive ...
how can we repay you
there’s no charge for awesomeness , or attrativeness . it mattered not how many foes he faced, they were no match for his foe-desity(实在找不出这个词是啥,怀疑是FOE带了个后缀,有知道的提醒我 ）. never before had a panda been so feared , and so loved , even the most herotic heroes in all of the china - the furious five , bowed in respect of this great master
We shall hang out
agreed !
yeh ...
But hanging out would have to wait , coz when you are facing a ten thousand demons of demon mountain , there’s only one thing that it matters , and that’s ..
PO
get up
you ’ll be late for work
what ? ...



---------------2------------PO家里---------------

po , get up
hey po what are you doing up there
ah .. nothing ..
monkey mantis crane viper tigeress , roar~~
po ,let’s go , you ’re late for work
coming...
sorry dad
sorry doesn’t make the noodles
and what are you doing up there , all that noise
oh nothing , just had a crazy dream
about what ?
uh ?
what were you dreaming about
what was I , ahhh, I was dreaming about uhhh noodles ...
noodles ? you were really dreaming about noodles?
uh yeh , what else would I be dreaming about ?
thank you~~
...oh ...careful that soup is ... sharp
oh ... happy day.. my son finally having the noodle dream you don’t know how long I ’ve been waiting for this moment, this is a sign ,po
ahh ..a sign of what?
you are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup and then you’ll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant . just as I took it over from my father, who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of Majiang.
dad dad dad, it was just a dream
no , it was THE dream
We are noodle folk, broth runs though our veins
but dad , didn’t you ever , I don’t know ,wanna do something else ? something besides noodles
actually when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu
so why didn’t you
oh , because it was a stupid dream, can you imagine me making tofu .. hahahahah... tofu ... no , we all have our place in this world , mine is here ,and yours is ...
I know , is here
no, it’s at table 2,5,7and12 , service with a smile
(sigh.)




---------------3------------JADE PALACE---------------

Well done, students, if you were trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more ferocity , monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper subtlety, mantis...
master Shifu!
what?
ahhh , it..it..it’s master oogway , he wants to see you.



---------------4------------SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR---------------

Master oogway, you summoned me , is something wrong?
Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?
so , nothing is wrong?
Well, I didn’t say that.
you’re saying...
(oogway ’s breathing and puffing to blow out the candles one by one )
you were saying...
I’ve had a vision , tailung will return
that is impossible , he’s in prison
nothing is impossible
zeng, fly to chor ghom prison , and tell them to double the guards, double the weapons, double everything , tailung does not leave that prison
yes ... master shifu
one often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it
we have to do something, we can’t just let him marching on the valley, and take his revenge .. he’ll..he’ll…
your mind is like this water , my friend, when it is agitated , it becomes difficult to see ,but if you allow it to settle , the answer becomes clear
the dragon scroll
it is time
but who , who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power, to become the dragon warrior
I don’t know



---------------5------------PO家的面档---------------

excuse me, excuse me, sorry .
hey...watch it po.
sorry ...sorry .. a dozen pardon ...what , ohhh , master oogway’s choosing the dragon warrior , today...everyone ,everyone , go , get to the jade palace! one of the five is gonna get the dragon scroll , we’ve been waitin’ a thousand years for this , just ink the pole/bowl ? (不确定,谁听出来告诉我) . this is the greatest thing in kungfu history , don’t worry about it , just go
po , where are you going
to the jade palace
but you’re forgeting your noodle car! the whole valley will be there , and you’ll sell noodles to all of them.
selling noodles ? But,dad..you know I was kinda thinking maybe I ..
yeh ?
I was kinda thinking maybe I
uh huh
could also sell the bean buns, they’re...they’re about to go bad…
that’s my boy , I told you that dream was a sign ?
yeh , heheh ..glad I had it ...
---------------11------------练功房---------------

let’s begin
wait wait wait ..wh~~what ? now ?
yes , now , unless you think great oogway was wrong , and you are not the dragon warrior
ohhh , ok , well , I~~I don’t know if I can do all of those .. moves ..
heheheh~~~ well , if we don’t try we will never know , will we ?
ah .. yeh ... it’s just ... maybe we can find something more suited to my~~level ?
and what level is that ?
well you know I ~~~I am not a master , but ahh ...let’s just start at zero , level zero ?
hohoh..no , there’s no such thing as level zero
hey .. maybe I can start with that
that ? we use that for training children , and for propping the door opened when it’s hot, but if you insist
ohhhh , the furious five , you’re so much bigger then your action figures , except for you, mantis, you’re about the same
go ahead , panda , show us what you can do
hmm , are they gonna watch , or should I just wait untill they get back to work or something
hit it
ok , yeh , I mean , I just ate , so i’m still digesting, so my kung fu might no be as good as later on
just hit it !
alright ...what you got , you got nothing coz I got it right here , you’re picking on my friends, get ready to feel the thunder .. the might of the crazy feet , what you gonna do about the cray feet , i mean .. come on , I am blur , I am blur , you’ve never seen bear style , you’ve only seen pre-mantis , or monkey style , or imagine snaketie snake
would you hit it ~~~~
alright , alright ..
why don’t you try again , a little harder
how is that ... ah ... oh... oh that hurts
this will be easier than I thought
I feel a little nauseous .. wo~ho~ho~ho~ho~~~~ my tenders ..ahh ohhh.ah oh.how did I do
there is now a level zero



---------------12------------JADE PALACE外面路上---------------

there’s no words
no denying that
I don’t understand what master oogway was thinking , the poor guy’s just gonna get himself killed
he is so mighty , the dragon warrior fell out of the sky , on a ball of fire
when he walks the very ground shades
one would think that master oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu
yeh .. or could at least touch his toes
or even see his toes



---------------13------------JADE PALACE的房间里---------------

ok .. ah great ...aow~~~~~~ohhh heheh hi hi , you are up
am now
I was just eh , some day huhh , that kung fu stuff’s hard work right , are you biceps sore?
um~~I’ve had a long and and rahter disappointing day ,so eh , yeh I should probably get to sleep now
yeh yeh yeh of course
ok , thanks
it’s just hawwww man, i’m such a big fan , you guys were totally amazing at the battle of the weeping river , out numbered a thousand to one , but you didn’t stop ,and then you just . ohhh sorry about that
err ... look, you don’t belong here
ahh .. I know I know , you’re right , I don’t have , I just , my whole life , I dreamed ..
no no no I mean , you don’t belong HERE , I mean , in this room , for this is my room , property of crane heh ..
oh .. ok , right right , so , yeh , you want to get to sleep
yeh
and I’m keeping you up , we ’ve got big things tomorrow , alright , you’re awesome , last thing I’m gonna say , ok , byebye
whoa...
what was that ?
I didn’t say anything
ok , alright , and good night , sleep well ... seem a little bit awkward .. master tigeress , didn’t mean to wake you , just ..
you don’t belong here
ahh yeh yeh of coz , this is your room
I mean , you don’t belong in the jade palace , you are a disgrace to kung fu , and if you have any respect to who we are , and what we do , you will be gone by morning
big fan~~~~



---------------14------------JADE PALACE 外面PEACH TREE下---------------

I see you have found the sacret peach tree of heavenly wisdom
ohh~~~ is that what this is ? I am so sorry , I thought it was just a regular peach tree
I understand , you eat when you are upset
upset , I am not upset , why~~why~~why~~what makes you think I am upset
so why are you upset ?
ahhh~~I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kungfu, in the history of china, in the history of sucking
probably
and the five , man , you should ’ve seen ’em , they totally hate me
totally
how’s shifu ever gonna turn me into the dragon warrior , I mean I am not like the five , I’ve got no claws , no wings , no venom , even mantis has those ... these , maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles
quit , don’t quit , noodles , don’t noodles , you are too concern with what was and what will be . there is a saying , yestoday is history , tomorrow is a mystery , but today is a gift , that is why it is called present ...
太多了贴不下,下面网站里有

http://www.veryabc.cn/movie/new/article/2008/0820/article_2217.html
这个是功夫熊猫的英文剧本。

tendons, rather than tenders, i guess