求英语帝翻译这个笑话有一天我去网吧打CS,遇见个玩DOTA的,键盘敲的很响.我也狂敲.他一生气直接拿来砸,我也拿来砸,键盘顿时两半.这时网吧老板过来,叫玩DOTA的赔偿.,他指着我问为什么我不

求英语帝翻译这个笑话有一天我去网吧打CS,遇见个玩DOTA的,键盘敲的很响.我也狂敲.他一生气直接拿来砸,我也拿来砸,键盘顿时两半.这时网吧老板过来,叫玩DOTA的赔偿.,他指着我问为什么我不
求英语帝翻译这个笑话
有一天我去网吧打CS,遇见个玩DOTA的,键盘敲的很响.我也狂敲.他一生气直接拿来砸,我也拿来砸,键盘顿时两半.
这时网吧老板过来,叫玩DOTA的赔偿.,他指着我问为什么我不用赔,老板说：“他是玩CS的.自带键盘.”
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求英语帝翻译这个笑话有一天我去网吧打CS,遇见个玩DOTA的,键盘敲的很响.我也狂敲.他一生气直接拿来砸,我也拿来砸,键盘顿时两半.这时网吧老板过来,叫玩DOTA的赔偿.,他指着我问为什么我不
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One day I saw someone playing DOTA and hitting his keyboard hard when I went to a net bar to play CS. And when he got angry he just smash the keyboard, and I did the exact thing as he did. And our key...

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One day I saw someone playing DOTA and hitting his keyboard hard when I went to a net bar to play CS. And when he got angry he just smash the keyboard, and I did the exact thing as he did. And our keyboards both broke into 2 pieces.
The boss of the bar came and asked him for amends. He asked the boss: Why doesn't he have to pay for the keyboard? And the boss gave him a word: He brought his own keyboard cause he plays CS.

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One day I saw this guy who is playing DOTA and hitting on the keyboard so hard and loud when I went to play CS in a cybercafe.（楼上的蠢货吧网吧翻译成 Net Bar， 哈哈 ）So, I joined him and hit on the key board loud a...

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One day I saw this guy who is playing DOTA and hitting on the keyboard so hard and loud when I went to play CS in a cybercafe.（楼上的蠢货吧网吧翻译成 Net Bar， 哈哈 ）So, I joined him and hit on the key board loud and violently like him. And he turned angry that crushed onto the keyboard. I am doing the exact same thing like him. Then, opps, the keyboard clasped.
The boss of that cafe came over and said: "dude, you need to pay for that" .
Then he said:"why doesnt he have to pay for that"
THen the boss told him: "you know, he came to play CS and the keyboard belongs to himself, plus he didnt broke it!!

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I went to play CS games in the Cyber Bar one day, and met a guy playing DOTA. He made big noise while kbhitting. So did I. That made him very angery and he hit me on the head with the keyboard and I f...

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I went to play CS games in the Cyber Bar one day, and met a guy playing DOTA. He made big noise while kbhitting. So did I. That made him very angery and he hit me on the head with the keyboard and I fight back the same way. Both of the keyboards broken into halfs at once.
Noticing the fighting, the boss of the Cyber Bar came to us and asked the guy playing DOTA to pay for the keyboards. The guy poited at me and asked the boss why I didn't need to pay for my fault. The boss said," He was playing CS and he has brought his own tool."

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One day I go to net cafe play, play DOTA meet a CS, keyboard to knock the very loud. I also crazy knock. He brought a direct hit, I get angry and brought up two and a half, the keyboard immediately.

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One day I go to net cafe play, play DOTA meet a CS, keyboard to knock the very loud. I also crazy knock. He brought a direct hit, I get angry and brought up two and a half, the keyboard immediately.
At this time, that play cybercafe owners come DOTA compensation. , he pointed to me ask why I don't compensate, the boss said: "he is playing CS. Take the keyboard."

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